Grace and I already have a plan to show proper reverence on that sad, sad day in September 2011. And as I helpfully pointed out, my baby will be walking by then.
I want to be mad, Anon, but your comment made me laugh. Outloud and all. Well done.
And of course, O would take credit for mah precious baby walking. And you know what? She probably would have had something to do with it. Her power knows NO BOUNDS.
And lo: on the seventh day, she did not rest. She exposed a puppy mill, encouraged women to find the right bra, started a book club, and interviewed Tom Cruise.
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...and I am sure if Oprah knew that your baby would be walking, she would take credit for it...
Thank God (not Oprah, but whoever your other God is) that she will be cast away to her own ego driven island and off network television, finally!
I want to be mad, Anon, but your comment made me laugh. Outloud and all. Well done.
And of course, O would take credit for mah precious baby walking. And you know what? She probably would have had something to do with it. Her power knows NO BOUNDS.
Oprah Winfrey Network: OWN. Resistance is futile.
I think we should credit Oprah with the creation of the universe. She is just THAT good.
Praise Be to O.
And lo: on the seventh day, she did not rest. She exposed a puppy mill, encouraged women to find the right bra, started a book club, and interviewed Tom Cruise.
All hail.
Lets not forget her good friend John Trrrraaaavvvvvooooooooooollllttttaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!
She also eloquently coined the phrase "my va jay jay is painin".
J
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