Wednesday, July 30, 2008
"What are you gonna do, babe?" I ask slowly, still groggy from my trek throughout Brooklyn, Manhattan, and White Plains today.
"Vacuum!" J grins.
"I've got to test it out!"
"Yeah," I begin seriously. "I think I'm more excited about the attachments. I don't think our old attachments worked that well at all."
"Holy shit - do you hear us? Did you just hear this conversation?" I sputter, alarmed.
J laughs and shakes his head. "This is what happens when you get old..."
"I mean, can you imagine if someone had heard us?" I giggle. "We're talking vacuums, for Christ's sake!"
And so it begins.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Friends, it was magical.
Shall I start with airport arrival? Even the security line was a happy dream for me, as I buzzed along with a white rose attached to my shirt (thanks, Mama) and more plastic leis than you could shake a stick at, for real. I was slightly perturbed that we were unable to upgrade to first class (because I am a princess), but got over that quickly enough over bloody marys at the Cibo Wine Bar with all of our closest friends and family. (Lo, beginning drinking at 8:30 AM is certainly not for the faint of heart. Or HV, for that matter.)
Soon, it was time to board. (Or, was it time to meander about the airport looking for bottled water and magazines and hopping on the plane last?) On the jetway, Judd's parents (the Ft. Lauderdales) met us with two first class tickets in exchange for our coach seats. Bless them. Just bless them.
And the wine flowed, and the good times rolled, and before I knew it, we had landed in the Dominican Republic. It was 578 degrees, and I was a wee bit tipsy, but it was glorious. Every one of the 30 wedding guests found their bags in no time, and we boarded a bus bound for Dreams Punta Cana.
But wait! First we stopped at a roadside market, where we purchased giant bottles of Presidente beer, in which HV sealed her night 1 fate of having to go to sleep at 9 PM. Regret, thy name is "Presidente."
Upon arrival at Dreams, we were greeted with champagne (Lord, what were they trying to do to me?) and had a smooth and painless check-in. J and I settled into our honeymoon suite and immediately changed into our swimsuits. Wedding week had begun.
Hmm... I am a bit fuzzy on the rest of night 1... I know we ate at the World Cafe, which was an enormous buffet filled with every cuisine imaginable. I know J took me back to the room for a shower. I know I changed into a black cotton jersey dress, and made it out to the bar (henceforth: Cav's). I also know that within minutes I was too sleepy to stand. Alas, I missed one hell of a night at the club:
Two of these boy-banders are my brothers.
And then, Day 2, in which HV wakes rested and rejuvenated.
(Wait, this actually wasn't Day 2, as on Day 2, Grace and Allie came to my room in the AM to assist with gift bag assembly, at which time Grace and I discovered we were both wearing this adorable Victoria's Secret bikini. I changed. )
Still, you get the gist? Sunny skies, fruity drinks, swim-up bar, gorgeous blue green sea?
*author bangs head on laptop, longs for Punta Cana*
More to come.
Monday, July 21, 2008
And then do you remember
Well, I am recommitting myself. (Do I hear angels singing? I know you are all so pleased.)
And this evening, I am reviewing my slightly outdated copy of Writer's Market and scouring this blog for print-worthy materials.
And um, unfortunately, whilst I have a
And so I am freaking out, but only a little. Also, I am putting many, many good thoughts out into the universe.
But gracious! Suddenly I feel as if there is no time - I'll never get into Stanford and I'll let everyone down and I'm so confused.
I shall not falter, nor will I be lured into watching this new-fangled 90210 spin-off, even if you are reprising your role as Brenda Walsh, Doherty.
And tomorrow, I will regale you with the tale of our exquisite wedding, from first class to the Sammy Sosas to my brief appearances at "The Club" to the gorgeous ceremony on the beach to the sweatiest reception ever to aqua gym, and everything in between. And here's a little preview:
Monday, July 07, 2008
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
More to come on this. Beware if I actually learn to link video. If you ever wanted to see ole HV riding on a middle-aged man's back around a dive bar, shouting, "WHY AM I GETTING MARRIED?!?!" Well, let's just say you are in for a real treat.