Friday, November 20, 2009

With a Heavy Heart...


...I must bring you this news, Internets.

Grace and I already have a plan to show proper reverence on that sad, sad day in September 2011. And as I helpfully pointed out, my baby will be walking by then.

Flash Mob Dance, anyone?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

...and I am sure if Oprah knew that your baby would be walking, she would take credit for it...

Thank God (not Oprah, but whoever your other God is) that she will be cast away to her own ego driven island and off network television, finally!

Homevalley said...

I want to be mad, Anon, but your comment made me laugh. Outloud and all. Well done.

And of course, O would take credit for mah precious baby walking. And you know what? She probably would have had something to do with it. Her power knows NO BOUNDS.

Oprah Winfrey Network: OWN. Resistance is futile.

carey said...

I think we should credit Oprah with the creation of the universe. She is just THAT good.

Praise Be to O.

Homevalley said...

And lo: on the seventh day, she did not rest. She exposed a puppy mill, encouraged women to find the right bra, started a book club, and interviewed Tom Cruise.

All hail.

Allie said...

Lets not forget her good friend John Trrrraaaavvvvvooooooooooollllttttaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

She also eloquently coined the phrase "my va jay jay is painin".

J