That said, one of our faithful readers - let's call him Drew P., shall we? - wrote Part Dos for me this morning:
As we enter the hotel, we are shocked to find the lobby filled with great white sharks riding vampires. Little did these monstrosities know that I have extensive knowledge on vampire slaying and J has watched JAWS over 1000 times. What I am about to tell you is an epic battle where much blood was spilled and lives were lost....yadda, yadda, yadda....room service was delish.
Dear Drew P.: Anytime you wish to guest blog, just say the word. Love, HV
As If DP's version wasn't incredible enough, he provided an illustration, y'all, for the visual among you:
And that, kids, is the story of how I fell in love with Drew P. The end. (Sorry, J.)