Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Part Uno and a Half.

I understand - by the overwhelming response - how thrilling Part Uno was for us all. I mean, the Delta-bashing? The hotel check-in? I know I was on the edge of my seat.

That said, one of our faithful readers - let's call him Drew P., shall we? - wrote Part Dos for me this morning:

As we enter the hotel, we are shocked to find the lobby filled with great white sharks riding vampires. Little did these monstrosities know that I have extensive knowledge on vampire slaying and J has watched JAWS over 1000 times. What I am about to tell you is an epic battle where much blood was spilled and lives were lost....yadda, yadda, yadda....room service was delish.

Dear Drew P.: Anytime you wish to guest blog, just say the word. Love, HV

As If DP's version wasn't incredible enough, he provided an illustration, y'all, for the visual among you:

And that, kids, is the story of how I fell in love with Drew P. The end. (Sorry, J.)


Drew P Dillon said...

Well this is a surprise. I would like to thank....God...duuuhhhh.

Anonymous said...

I think if you shorten Drew P's name to "DP" too many more times, the porn industry is going to start linking to your blog and increasing your traffic. Drew will have his hands full of creative spin-offs for his shark story.

Homevalley said...

Yes! Increased blog traffic!