How's it going?
Yeah, so, we need to talk.
I don't know quite how to say this...
Look, I'm just going to come out with it.
I no longer believe I have any readers.
Y'all have been too silent for too long, and now I just don't have any faith in you anymore. Now, I read the stats (the tiny, tiny numbers) and they tell me people are visiting. But hello? I posted on Monday a story about how a pigeon UNLEASHED a shit storm of fury on me in Buenos Aires, and nobody said boo.
If you are reading, tell me you are alive. I worry about you. Leave a comment, even if you do it anonymously, and even if it only says "Present". (But really, you should probably do it anonymously and post movie quotes, 'cause I love me some movie quotes.)
Give me the strength to go on, gentle readers. Am I the proverbial blog in the forest? Holla at your girl.