- Become more clear-headed.
- Perhaps drink less alcohol.
- Also, consider a mantra.
- One Thing At A Time.
- Because honestly, we can't go on with our head so - cluttered.
- Meet Howie Mandel.
- Provide Internet photographic evidence of said meeting.
- Take the GMATs.
- Take them again and really rock them.
- Apply to graduate school.
- Actually go this time around. (Don't ask.)
- Be amazing future wife. Think special presents and thoughtful gestures, amongst, ahem, other things.
- Visit a California winery.
- Develop exquisite physique for July nuptials.
- Avoid burritos.
- Watch less television.
- Finish Anna Karenina.
- Even though Lisa Turtle gave away the ending trying to impress that snobbish intellectual she had a crush in that one episode.
- Reduce call-screening by 50%.
- Call Grandmom more.
- Give more compliments.
- But make sure they are sincere.
- Stop DVRing Sex and the City on TBS.
- Stop worrying so much.
- Consider another mantra for this.
- More. Yoga.
- Get published.
- To this end, definitely drink less and cut out bad TV.
- Post more.
- Become a friend of the blogosphere. Delurk.
- Floss.
- Organize office.
- Maintain organized workspace.
- Send "thank you" cards.
- Visit Africa.
- See the pyramids in Egypt.
- Go on a safari.
- Quell road rage.
- Get promoted.
- Become a better networker.
- Volunteer at least three days this year.
- Become a student of theology.
- Pick a religion that works.
- Stop offending Jesus.
- Become spiritual person.
- Quit complaining.
- Gossip less.
- Finally get belly-button ring removed, because honestly. You got that thing at 18 on South Street. Time to let go.
- Develop solid wedding song playlist.
- Avoid most wedding cliches.
- Share your success in these quests with the Internet.
- And also those damn Istanbul pictures already.
Monday, December 31, 2007
2008: The Year of HomeValley
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2 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHA, #19 is def my fav - simply awesome!
happy new year :)
"P"
Probably one of the toughest resolutions for me to keep, but I shall pick up the phone one out of every two times I am tempted to screen. Happy New Year, P!
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