Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Separated at birth?

You know, I was considering making my "Suckage" lists a regular weekly feature on the site. Like, next week's would probably include a brief description of how I single-handedly managed to get oil in THREE spots on my fabulous new Express Editor Pants last night, when I didn't even eat anything with oil. However, earlier this afternoon, I was driving my rental car out of a parking garage in Government Center, anxiously attempting to make my way through the ticket booth. I realized I had been waiting an awfully long time for the car ahead to move. Waiting. And Waiting. WAITING. Finally, one enormous asshole emerged from the passenger side, and asked: well, like, is there an ATM in here? I hate you, Parking Garage Girl. And so I waited while this asshat went to find cash. And I then I decided that I will never suck as much as this girl. Ever. And also, last night at dinner, some people in my company decided I look like Anna Kournikova, and when I came down to a meeting this morning, all fresh-faced adorned with ONE HUGE PIMPLE, someone actually said, "Hey Anna!" So really I am pretty awesome, and thus, don't suck. Ya know?



This evening my New England tour has moved just 15 miles north of Boston, to Peabody, Mass. I'm debating if I plan on leaving my hotel room tonight. I've got a ton of work to catch up on, y'all.

And though I have concluded I am pretty awesome in real life; in the blogosphere, I am actually quite needy. So while I know some people actually do read this site, and then are kind enough to email me about it, or mention something I wrote in conversation: don't be scared to post a comment. No really. I welcome feedback. Seriously. You can post anonymously too, for example: HomeValley, I know you and therefore can tell you, you don't look a fucking thing like Anna K. And then I will reply something like: Thank you for your comment; but, agree to disagree? You see how much fun that was??

Finally, friends, I will be home all by myself this weekend in NYC (we need to reconnect, she and I), so I promise I will write completely wicked witty posts that are guffaw outloud FLIPPING* hilarious and, you know, have actually topics. So check back, gentle readers.

*Edited for 1st grade class.

7 comments:

the_real_jc said...

How's this for some feedback? You should be ashamed of yourself homevalley.... all the cursing in that last post about this thing you call "suckage." You know the that Al Gore made the "internet" free, right? This is not pay per view! Anyone can read this! I happened to forward your URL to a 1st grade class at the local elementary school. Now i have to explain to them what it means to "pregame." Lets just hope that don't think its "cool" to "pregame" before art class, huh??!?!

booyah!

Homevalley said...

Duly noted.

But I totally look like Anna K, right?!?!?!

What time is it, Real JC? Could you check your watch for me??

BOO to the fuck YAH!

the_real_jc said...

2-shay, homevalley.... 2-shay. I got the watch back by the way.....

the_real_jc said...

btw... my name is THE_real_jc, not real_jc. The "the" implies "the one and only," which i am. The "the" implies a title like "Dr." I didn't spend 29 years being THE real jc for nothin!

tt reads these comments, right? haha

the_real_jc said...

I think I should start my own blog of comments based on other peoples blogs.....

the_real_jc said...

i just noticed the edit... i will rescind my complaint to the FCC....

Homevalley said...

J totally does read the blog some days and thought your first comment here was spot on, what with the "F" word being used too much and all. Guys, it's just that I'm so gosh darn cutting edge (and so sorry first graders, but the pimple really was THAT offensive!!). Neither of you can handle when I take it there. Puritans.

And thanks for the comments!