We're trying to plan a Thanksgiving trip to Colorado with my aunt, uncle, and their two young children. So last night, I call Uncle and to my delight get cousin Anders (age 10) on the line.
HomeValley: Hey buddy! How's it going?
Anders: Good! I started school on Monday.
HV: Well, that's cool. How's your teacher?
A: She's really nice.
HV: Is she older? Younger?
A: Probably, like, middle-aged. You know, like... 25.
HV: [laughs uproariously] You know I love you, buddy, but the next time I see you, I'm going to have to rough you up.