I hate to be an alarmist, but my profile views jumped from 32 to 55 just two hours after my last entry. I told you.
I know Pop Star and Allie will remember this, but recall the show The State on MTV (1993 - 1995ish)? The old skit, a young student is sitting in a classroom and muses, "So let's say, you know, I happen to say, hypothetically, I don't know - I'm going to shoot the presiden--" and then suddenly ten secret service men pop out of nowhere, tackle the guy, and cart him off to his inevitable doom??
Err - let's stick to inane pop culture references and stories about my hearty appetite, shall we?
P.S. I couldn't find the skit for you on You Tube (coincidence??), so let's watch this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGJmbFWG8hk