OK, so things are getting serious.
I was a GIGANTIC baby.
Couldn't even fit in an incubator ginormous. Comparisons to linebacker large.
For reals? My nickname was Melissa Monster. (It's cute; let's bring it back!)
And last week? I was all, wah, not showing, where is my belly?
Be afraid. The Ninja will not be ignored, y'all.
(Aside: I bought the dress. Did you know Banana made maternity clothes? Yeah, they don't. But I am going to work it!)