Everyone is just miserable on the bus, and they all start bickering about their petty problems.
But wait! Meek Star/Angel tells us that the bus is barrelling towards a drunken trucker in a tractor trailer, and all of the kids are going to DIE unless Cruel Star/Angel boss intervenes!
(That thud you just heard was Jimmy Stewart rolling over in his grave.)
Then, something incredible happens... As the bus and the tractor trailer collide, they, um, go through each other. Like ghosts. A Festivus Miracle! The kids are still alive (bummer) and then they forget about their petty problems for a moment to distribute toys to the kids.
Was it awesome? Not this time, folks. Not even a little bit.