Thursday, October 29, 2009


"You never looked at my updated resume," sayeth J.

"I totally did. I printed it and made notes on it, the day you sent it to me. I told you that."*

"No, I put 'My wife is a hot babe.' into the text to see if you caught it, and you didn't."

"I have it right here; I''ll get it right now!"

*Pulls out resume, immediately locates "My wife is a hot babe."*


My H has resorted to trickery!

It was only a matter of time really; I'm kind of an a-hole.

*This is true; apparently I just wasn't as thorough as one would have hoped.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You missed an easy opportunity to claim that it was a legitimate qualification and that you saw no logical reason to edit that statement. Hence, there was no reason for you to tell him to remove the remark, and furthermore, since it was true, there was no reason to question its validity.

Dammit, know how to play the game!!