"You never looked at my updated resume," sayeth J.
"I totally did. I printed it and made notes on it, the day you sent it to me. I told you that."*
"No, I put 'My wife is a hot babe.' into the text to see if you caught it, and you didn't."
"I have it right here; I''ll get it right now!"
*Pulls out resume, immediately locates "My wife is a hot babe."*
My H has resorted to trickery!
It was only a matter of time really; I'm kind of an a-hole.
*This is true; apparently I just wasn't as thorough as one would have hoped.