Inspired by the Slapsgiving episode of How I Met Your Mother and the fact that I can't stop reading blogs right now even as J is having conversations with me in which I just nod politely even though Cops is on and mmm the wine; ladies and gents, an original song by J:
Who is this person?
You're talking to?
You might as well just sit here and sing songs
Because no one's listening to you!
Just sit here and drink your fucking wine!
Nobody's listening to you.
Who is this person?
You're singing songs to?
You might as well drink your fucking wine and shut up
No one's listening to you!
Who is this food?
I heard so much about?
It's obviously not here and even if it was
I couldn't eat it. (Shout out to the wedding diet. Woot!)
1 comment:
Great work.
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