Specifically, J's man crush on one Joel McHale, host of The Soup on E?
So yes, J loves Joel McHale. When we went to Los Angeles, we had many goals, not least of which was to meet Mr. McHale and shake his hand, maybe adopt him and then have him perform biting pop culture commentary for us at home on a daily basis.
Alas, Joel was nowhere to be found in Hollywood! Only Howie, and Kimmel, and of course: Flav. Oh man, and Chynna (sp?). And also that guy from Prison Break. And Donovan McNabb's mom, of Chunky Beef fame. And Chef Rocco. And David Tyree.
Dude, I digress.
Because we didn't need to go to LA to find Joel. Nay, Mr. McHale showed up right in our own backyard, last weekend:
J: Joel, we went all the way to California just to find you, man!
Joel, a bit nervously: Really? And you didn't see me? Well, maybe if I'd been Mexican.
Touche, McHale. Touche.