Did you know that everyone is pregnant? At least most of the people I know, anyway. Except myself, and Grace. This morning, we attempt to name our future offspring via email:
From: Grace
To: HomeValley
I will have Helen and Grace.
From: HomeValley
To: Grace
Did you know that my new favorite boy's name is Henry? How cute will our little regal children be running around?? Henry, Helen, and Grace! Now that is classy.
From: Grace
To: HomeValley
I like Henry. Can I call him Hank after a few glasses of wine?
From: HomeValley
To: Grace
NO WAY. Well, as long as no one else hears and picks up on it. It will be like my mother forever protecting me from "Missy". I owe her a lot for that.
From: Grace
To: HomeValley
well then you cant call my daughter Nan.
From: HomeValley
To: Grace
Yeah right! I am totally calling her that.
From: Grace
To: HomeValley
Hank and Nan. Sounds like the Boxcar Children...
From: HomeValley
To: Grace
Like the Little Rascals. All we need is for you to have a Spanky.
From: Grace
To: HomeValley
too many jokes in my head right now
From: HomeValley
To: Grace
Today's life lesson:
"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is Crying." And if he asks why God is crying, I think another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did." - Jack Handey
From: Grace
To: HomeValley
as I was raised on the motto that "Children should be seen and not heard." -Diz (father of Grace)
From: Grace
To HomeValley
We are going to be great mothers.
1 comment:
Grace here. Perhaps Hank and Helen will be married. Then Helen's name would be Helen Elizabeth Timberlake-Orlando. And that has superstar written all over it.
Oh, am I not allowed to say J's last name?
Breaking rules. Such a bad ass.
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